Poopositelock - A Criagslist Hunt

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
01/28/2015 at 13:39 • Filed to: poopositelock

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Show me hilariously terrible finds from your local CL/Kijiji/GumTree

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today's find: here's me when I was rattle canning the terrible paint on this terrible car, sure I'll use that as the lead image in my terrible ad

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"it needs work, but runs good doe."

"its dropped on no name coilovers runs smooth doe"

"clean tittle" sounds titillating

"hit me up for more info and more piks"

*le sigh* kids these days

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DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 13:44

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https://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/4867084319…

This Camry Features: "Leather, race car, heated seats, sunroof, charcoal grey, navigation system, full size spare"


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
01/28/2015 at 13:46

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wow, comes with race car! that IS all the bells and whistles!


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 13:47

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I'll bet you $1000 that car does NOT run good. Does it run? Maybe Good? nfw


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 13:48

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Heres another. I've actually seen this car in person, and it is as bad as it looks. https://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/4839638121…


Kinja'd!!! ki-ki-ki-kia > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 13:48

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I was actually just writing a post about some of the crazy ones in my area


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 13:49

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https://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/cto/485630…


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 13:53

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Not even that bad of an ad, but so much NOPE: http://pensacola.craigslist.org/cto/4858331263…

But this takes the cake for bad. http://pensacola.craigslist.org/cto/4862397678…

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Kinja'd!!! KatzManDu > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 14:02

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I'm going to do both local stuff in Belgium and stuff back home in Indianapolis. Because I can.

Top Gear Truck: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4867336322…

Save the Fieros: http://bloomington.craigslist.org/cto/4828103602…

Don't make me Donk you: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4857471870…

Save the Datsun Diesel: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4833214202…

Save the CRX: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4828222168…

Save the Probe: http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/4815193060…

That's Indiana. Belgium is more fun...

I know VR6 turbo conversions can be incredibly fast, but I believe the horsepower numbers here (abbreviated as "cv" en français) are a little overblown: http://www.2ememain.be/autos/volkswag…

Save the Abarths: http://www.2ememain.be/autos/autobian…

I have an irrational distaste for these cars and think they are ugly: http://www.2ememain.be/autos/lancia/a…

Totally going in the other direction. I may just buy this. http://www.2ememain.be/autos/lancia/d…


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
01/28/2015 at 14:16

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NOOOOOOO


Kinja'd!!! Jedidiah > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 14:19

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https://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/4842793134…

So much crack pipe, it's practically meth.


Kinja'd!!! burntartichoke > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 14:24

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Did they really do a transverse LS?


Kinja'd!!! MHunter905 > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
01/28/2015 at 14:43

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Lol 5 cylinders and it has a lien. A truly pathetic ad if I have ever seen.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > MHunter905
01/28/2015 at 14:50

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Clearly they don't know what they truly have.


Kinja'd!!! Tina Corbett > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
01/28/2015 at 14:54

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do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

Oh sweetheart, I have an offer for you. Crush it and I'll give you a dollar.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > burntartichoke
01/28/2015 at 15:09

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LS, is just a 1.8L B-series engine available in the Integra with teh trim level "LS"


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Jedidiah
01/28/2015 at 15:10

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was reading through thinking, well the speakers are a bit dumb, but nothing looks terrible... OH THAT PRICE!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
01/28/2015 at 15:13

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$5800 for JUST the trailer!?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 15:14

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tag it poopositelock :D


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > KatzManDu
01/28/2015 at 15:17

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a reason for mandatory inspections, rust

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this is VERY pretty

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Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 15:39

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1979 Toyota Corolla


Kinja'd!!! burntartichoke > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 15:57

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Ah, thanks for the clarification. I don't know if that is better or worse than a Chevy LS swap, definitely less interesting thought.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Tina Corbett
01/28/2015 at 16:08

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That is too fucking perfect.


Kinja'd!!! VonBelmont > MonkeePuzzle
01/28/2015 at 17:31

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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/cto/482525…

I'll just leave this here